For those who were not there when Phua Chu Kang came to Pastor Choon Meow’s farewell and was wondering what the story is all about, I will reproduce the script here for your entertainment.
PCK: Hey! Rosie, Rosie. You know ah? I heard ooh, a pastor from PJ Evangelical Free Church is coming to Singapore.
Rosie: Aiyah why are you so busy body?
PCK: Eh, you know we can get him to come here to pray for us so that PCK Pte Ltd will be the best in Singapore, JB and Batam Island
Rosie: Pray your head . You think don’t need to pay meh? My friend say ah, go to church also must pay. 10% of your salary leh.
PCK: He is from PJ Evangelical Free Church la. Free mah, no need to pay one lah.
Chu Beng: PJ Evangelical Free Church is the name of the church. Anyway he is not here to preach. He is coming here to study.
PCK: Wah, so old already still study ah?
Rosie: He come here to study. You think he will come and pray for your business eh?
PCK: We bribe him to come .
Rosie: He is a pastor. You think you can bribe him ah?
PCK: Don’t let God know that we bribe him lor.
Rosie: You think God is blind ah?
Margaret: I know what to do. We can offer him good food. Eating is not a bribe.
Chu Beng: Good idea Margaret. That’s why I marry you my dear wife.
Margaret: I can make my healthy organic salad for him.
Rosie: Oi! Oi! You think he is a cow or what. Only cow eat your green salad.
Margaret: Beng. Rosie says I am a cow. Beng…. Beng….
Rosie: Malaysia got so many good food like nasi lemak, Penang Char Kueh Teow, cheap seafood. You think he want to eat Singapore food ah?
PCK: Ar bah den… We have Ah Mah Ais Kacang. The best homemade Ais Kacang in Singapore. We also have the best Tau Huay and Tau Huay Chui. Don’t play play. Eh….. we only have two kinds of food in Singapore huh?
Chu Beng: Ha..ha. If he knows that, he would not want to come to Singapore to study.
Rosie: Hey, if he come ah, where is he going to stay?
Margaret: Hmm….hmmm. I am not involve in this OK?
Rosie: Just now you say you want to make your green salad for him.
Margaret: I just say I will make him salad, but I did not say I am going to offer up my room for him.
Chu Beng: He is not coming alone you know. He is coming with his wife and three children.
PCK: Eh.. his wife pretty ah?
Rosie: Chu Kang!
PCK: OK OK. Don’t need to ask him to come and pray lah. PCK Pte Ltd is already the best in Singapore, JB and Batam Island. Don’t play play. We will just welcome him to Singapore.
All: Welcome to Singapore Pastor Choon Meow and family.
Posted by: Lam Seng
